6 Traits Churches Look for in Their Congregants

Please note: While tattoos are permitted, they are not encouraged. (Photo by Ric Rodrigues: https://www.pexels.com/photo/closed-eyed-man-holding-his-face-using-both-of-his-hands-1309052/)

Please Note: This is satire. Meaning this piece purposely uses absurdity, exaggeration, and irony to point out the flaws in today’s Christian church.

Are you tired of not fitting in with your church? Do you wish you could more easily mold yourself into the type of person churches these days are looking for? Do you want to feel accepted by your fellow church goers so you too can…